For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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