Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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