so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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