Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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