real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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