I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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You. Win. At. Life.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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