Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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