i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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