i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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