And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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