Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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