So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
