do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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