WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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