I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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