omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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