GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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