Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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