If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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