I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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