You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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