She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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