wat bout pragnant strippers??
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I could fuck to npr.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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