wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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