school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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