Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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