But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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