we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
love makes seman taste better
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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