Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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