when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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