We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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