Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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