This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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