people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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