I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
