Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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