Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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