Sponge bath it is.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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