I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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