so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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