That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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