Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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