You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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