if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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