just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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