i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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