he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Randomize
