And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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