grandma shit on top of the toilet
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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