Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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