I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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